From the third of the Molecular Bio Professor Triumvirate, Mark Krasnow :

A patient comes in to see his doctor, and presents with a frog coming out of his forehead. He sits down and, astonished, the doctor asks, “How’d that happen?” The guy shrugs and says, “I don’t know doc, but it all started with a wart on my ass!”

Moral of the story: don’t assume anything about patients or their problems, you can’t always look at problems from one perspective, and, uh, get those warts checked out by a dermatologist.

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