You’d think “unnamed Arizona treatment center” would want all the publicity it could get–after 3 years of crystal meth and gay sex with a male prostitute, Ted Haggard is now cured of his sexual deviance ! In only 3 weeks! Wow!

I had no idea that gay people are just “acting out.” Thanks, Teddy!

(I feel really bad for his poor, poor wife, who likely has known the truth for a long time, and his poor children–having to publicly swallow the lie that daddy was just a sex addict, but now he’s cured.)

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