Nicely: “Get Out Of My ER!”
A call to all the ER docs out there: how do you tactfully, non-insultingly tell patients who come in with minor complaints, “You’re fine, go home, this is not an emergency, you should not come to an ER for a problem like this?” (For example, kid with a cold and low grade temp who is otherwise playful, active, eating and drinking well, with good sats, etc.)