Coatastraphe
Coatastrraphe: coh • tah • stroh • fee: noun. See also white coatastrophe. The act of moving too quickly, sitting down in a chair, or bending over, causing the multitude of notes, journal articles, reference books, pens, stethescopes, cell phones, PDAs, and other assorted items to fall from the pocket of one’s white coat onto the floor.